Oh, CSS, you will not be the boss of me.
— Mumbling under my breath as I work on styling the new LexPublica site.
I'm always encountering one-liners in conversation that I'd totally wear on a t-shirt. I'll never make the shirts, so instead I made this blog.

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Oh, CSS, you will not be the boss of me.
— Mumbling under my breath as I work on styling the new LexPublica site.
Don’t believe just because you need an ointment to put on your anxiety.
— Ranting over sushi about people’s discomfort with loss, tragedy and confusion and how they end up choosing to believe all sorts of crazy shit as a kind of intellectual salve.
You might think you relate to this, on account of having a mind.
— Discussing over dinner and wine with J, K, and C the often desperate justification of psychology as a “hard science.” The implied qualification being, “but you can’t.” And the further qualification being, “because psychology is an objective science, so any personal identification you feel is false.”
I’m Fucked Up, You’re Fucked Up
— Alternative feel-good book title. Conceived over scotch at a bar playing classic rock.
Submitted by smartgrrrl:
It’s a Scrabble joke. I’ve seen a couple Zazzle shirts in this vein, but they merely spell out “nice rack” in Scrabble tiles, which is just dumb.
What I want is more esoteric. I want a rack with AEINST[blank], which is a combination that yields the most bingo possibilities on its own. And THAT image would be captioned “Nice Rack.”
I, um, would also wear the “Sometimes I over-think things” shirt. Obviously.
(Everything I’ve ever known about love) I learned from Bryan Adams
— Chatting over lunch at BookCamp Vancouver
Sometimes I over-think things.
— At work, we were over-thinking things. And then, while writing this post, I over-thought whether “over-think” needs a hyphen or a space. And then I smacked myself and hit the button.
(This one needs a cute stick figure illustration.)
I am the state.
— It’s unclear why, but we were musing about Stalin.